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Jenny brace herself. Look at how they massacred my boy.
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Oh shit. What do they do?
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Oh, so they don't have no more pouches.
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Exactly. So apparently Capri Sun might be going from the,
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the iconic pouch to these basic bottles.
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Who, who who approved this?
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Huh? Who approved this?
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I guess maybe parents that are tired of the pouch spillage and
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stuff. Parents, dude,
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my future Children are not gonna have the childhood I grew up
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with like we literally ruined childhoods.
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Do you think kids nowadays actually drink a pretty Yes.
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the taste isn't the same.
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Let's be honest, you haven't had it forever.
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I guess I'm just falling off.
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Is that what you're trying to tell me?
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Well, yes. But dude,
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they could have at least kept the pouches,
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brother. At least I used to like,
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you know, taking out my aggression and stabbing it,
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but it was why would they do such a thing that was
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I just feel like the way the science works.
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I'm not a scientist,
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but according to my calculations,
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that shit isn't going to be as cold as a pouch.
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It'll never get as cold.
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Here's just some drinks that don't ever get that sea coldness that
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looks like. And it was just so easy to put in
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your. But you know what though?
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If you think about it,
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theres attica here. So you get more ounces.
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Right. There's no way they fit 12 ounces in that little
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pouch. So maybe this might actually offer more.
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So there's that you do your research brother,
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sister. Well, look even then the crazy part is that
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Kraft, the company behind Capri Sun hasn't even said if this
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But I think they're doing like that whole Sonic thing where they're
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like, hey, let's leak this and see if it gets
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good feedback. It's like,
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that was fake. We're not doing that.
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It's like you fucking liars.
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Sorry. We were just kidding.
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Ha ha. So the comments are mostly going,
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they don't like this at all.
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It's because dude, ok,
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Gatorade like screens Gatorade like for kids,
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it look like I think like the prime bottles and when is
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Caprio going to come out with alcohol?
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Because I'm down for like a pouch like a Capri Sun like
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spiked spiked Capri Sun sister.
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That's where you're sleeping.
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OK? Look. So I've seen this when you cut the
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the liquor, the alcohol in there and you seal it back
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up with the heat gun and it's like it looks like a
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I used to be a kid back in,
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not a kid but you know,
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I used to, I used to,
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I used to party hard so I know the pouches are near
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But apparently this rebrand is to appeal to adults.
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No? Well, then it's like,
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that's the thing. Millennials are all about the nostalgia,
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you know, you know it like we're all nostalgia and that's
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the thing. You take that away.
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They're growing up with a sister.
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Be real. Are you gonna put that in your cup holder
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in your Tesla? You like a little Capri Sun?
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Like a little pouch?
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That's what's up. I wouldn't,
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I wouldn't, I'd be like,
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like, don't look at me like I'll do it at a
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kids party. I'm at a party.
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I will still, I will still have Capri Sun at a
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party again. But this is more for the,
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on the go adult than 9 to 5 or second in traffic
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sister, brother. I know it's a no for,
