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Cotton candy burritos. Did you ever think you'd hear those words
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What the hell is that exactly?
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So if you go to the Arizona Cardinals stadium,
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State Farm Stadium, they put out their new menu for the
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2024 season of food offerings that they're gonna be selling up the
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stadium during the games,
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right? And calling candy burritos made it onto the menu
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Like we don't have enough diabetes in this country.
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Diabetes. Like that's diabetes.
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Like, do you hate us and want us all to die
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I'm actually curious why they serve this to your fans.
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Like we're not beating the like miracle allegations with this one.
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It's just like, like I get,
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I get have some cereal.
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I like enjoy desserts,
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but this is a little much.
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it's crazy because like look the burrito has no steak,
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no actual tortillas. It's literally just like straight up candy.
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Like look, you see fruit loops like some kind of like
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Sprinkles like my teeth are just like talking about this.
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Like I eat some Sensodyne after this.
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No plug I feel like they literally got all the ingredients
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you know, the ice cream place where they make your ice
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cream all like good.
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I think so. Like they have cereal,
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they got all those ingredients.
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They're like, let's make a burrito out of it,
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I think fans will spend more time in the bathroom.
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To be honest, their like little focus group is probably like
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Like, what do you guys want to eat when you go
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to the stadium? With pops?
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It's like time candy burritos.
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That's the million dollar idea right there.
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you know, peak consumerism,
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peak diabetes. Like,
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I'd never let my kids have that ever.
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Not that they can have guz,
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but that's, that's too much and then they're going to be
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hyper the whole day.
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Like, it's a nightmare.
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My mom would be like,
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you know what? It's not bomb.
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It's like a bunch of shit.
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Like a heart attack.
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Made that happen. It not.
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you're right, I agree.
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Would you guys try it?
