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Oh, ok. I see you ready for the weekend or
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brother. I am ready.
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but this episode is out on Friday.
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So it's a normal week for y'all watching.
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But welcome back to Lincoln Bio.
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I'm Alejandro and I'm Jenny.
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And we're going down the meme Hall of Fame for this
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year. There's been some good moments,
00:27
there's some new moments.
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You know, I'm I'm gonna say is we're gonna spy on
00:30
that thing. And number two,
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we actually have a ball boy who saved the L A Dodgers
00:36
He saved the city of L A if you may and
00:40
what a cell phone band help kids.
00:43
Hmm. We also have comedian Glory Swinging by for summer advice
00:50
and Suanne shares with us her new summer single.
00:54
It's going to be a hot girl summer.
00:56
I'll tell you that right now and Elsa Imar tells us where
01:01
the best parties are at.
01:03
It sounds like the perfect weekend mood to get us all these
01:06
advice, the summer bangers.
01:08
Like let's get into it.
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Sister. You've heard of all this fuck to like memes going
01:18
I've been doing that.
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you know, next time you should bump into this guy and
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do this interview because dude,
01:26
I feel like this meme is everywhere.
01:28
We haven't had a meme with this much impact in a
01:32
while. She has shirts,
01:33
merch hats, t shirts and all because she decided to legendary
01:39
run right now and it's all because she decided to spit on
01:42
that thing. Like that's all she did.
01:44
And it's crazy how like just like one little video could make
01:48
you just go completely like viral.
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I feel like this meme,
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the impact of it there hasn't been a meme that has had
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this kind of run in a while.
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I don't know. We've had some bangers in recent years.
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Like which ones? Well,
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let's pull them up the four,
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the four seasons baby.
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So cute. It's like who wants to go to the four
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seasons? That's a grown ass baby.
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You're right, Kevin.
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Of course he's still around,
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they still see his ex and you know what?
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I actually have him in my photo frame at home.
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It's a digital photo frame and I need to put pictures in
02:31
there just to test and I left his.
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I put it in there because I was like,
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I put it as an ultrasound of our baby,
02:41
you know, also like breakfast and then this fucking,
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I thought it came with the,
02:45
you know how it comes with pictures like you see freaking Ross
02:51
that would be funny to put a picture of him in one
02:53
of the picture frames at Ross.
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No day at school or something.
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What else do we got?
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I have another one actually the Elmo oh The Elmo Tweet where
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he was like trying to check on everybody.
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Yeah, it's crazy because it's like you genuinely like,
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oh how are you guys doing?
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But you didn't expect people to freaking just drop a load on
03:14
poor Elmo. You know,
03:16
everyone just unpacked their trauma on.
03:19
There has been some good means but Haka like,
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do you think it's gonna last?
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Well, I'll tell you one thing,
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brother, that technique has been around forever.
03:30
she just basically voiced something that's been around for a long time
03:33
Sister. She said it but you were thinking of but
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you said it. That's her not,
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not to like, you know,
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stir the pot up here.
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You sound a little salty.
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What? You sound a little salty.
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You're like, you're like,
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I've been talking to him forever.
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No, she said it though.
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That's why it's so funny because it's like,
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can we get into this?
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Let's move on. This is a brand.
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Does your mom watch the show.
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She fucking knows the city of L A has a new hero
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and he's a Dodgers baby.
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And no, it's not Otani.
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It's about Otani. But I mean,
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if being at the right place at the right time was a
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person, it would be this guy.
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it's so wild. Look at,
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look at will in the back,
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the interpreter. These are the shock as we were when we
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first saw this. Yes.
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So that man right there that caught the ball is Javier Herrera
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He's been an employee for the Dodgers for 18 seasons and
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at L A local and he saved our season.
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so the ball was gonna hit Otani,
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dude, it was like directly at him.
04:51
So this guy literally.
04:54
right? So he literally caught the ball and saved Otani.
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That's crazy. So to put that into perspective,
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Otani makes 100 and $83,561 per day.
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And based on a 40 hour work week,
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Otani will be clocking in at $32,211 per hour.
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So do the math brother.
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How much did he save the Dodgers with that?
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Catch a lot? You know what,
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Bobby? Thank you so much for your service.
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You're a hero to LA.
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I hope the daughters give you a nice bonus for this because
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it's very well deserved.
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And one day I hope I can meet you shake her hand
05:39
because that's a hero right there.
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I don't care for sure.
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The reflex is on that guy,
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Like, imagine like I got you,
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I got you. I got you brother.
05:52
Random ass lemon came from?
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Oh my God. I thank you so much.
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You're the hero that the city needed.
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The Los Angeles Unified School District Board of Education recently voted to
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ban students from using smartphones.
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This move will take the devices out of the hands of tens
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of thousands of students during the school day.
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And honestly, brother,
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I think they need it.
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Like some of these kids don't know shit,
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especially now with the chat GP T doing everything.
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there's some smart, smart kids but I feel like this is
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kind of like, you know,
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it's, it's, it's like screwing them over and not to
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sound like a boomer.
06:37
I mean, we didn't have smartphones,
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right? I had the little flip phone,
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oh put them away but like if you're completely banning them,
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It's probably really, really bad.
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Yeah, I can only imagine.
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And educators believe that cell phones in a near constant access they
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provide to social media and messaging services are a major if not
06:57
the driving force behind students,
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academic behavior and mental health problems.
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I don't know if I could have gone to high school during
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the social media era.
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It must be really freaking hard right now as adults,
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I get in my head about things.
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I can only imagine when you're developing and you're going to school
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how that messes with you.
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No. Yeah, you're right.
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I mean, there's always like that voice in your head.
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I feel like before when we were still coming up,
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right? These phones weren't around like that like 24 7.
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Like you had to call your mom if you had all the
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necessities. So you think this cell phone band is a good
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not to sound like one of those moms.
07:37
Well, I'm not a mom yet but,
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and don't be on your phone.
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Yeah, especially with like ipad kids too.
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That's another topic on its own.
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Like I feel like that's a gateway drug.
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Yeah, that's a gateway drug,
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ipad. And it's like,
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where are the kids playing outside?
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I remember when I used to see kids outside playing slip and
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slide. Like now it's like just on the ipad.
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I think that's what this generation needs a little more order than
08:08
It's like, I don't know.
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But what do you guys think?
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Are you guys ok with the cell phone ban or should they
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kind of ease up on it?
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We are here with artist Suanne.
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Thank you for being here and you look great.
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By the way, I love that outfit.
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I, so we'll start with,
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I saw your Instagram Post Conto mama.
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It's the reason why I used to get in her closet and
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go through all her freaking clothes and put her shoes on and
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But, but my first I was like crying and like it
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was super impactful. How important has your mom been on your
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journey? Like as an artist,
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as an actress as well?
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I think my mother has played the best role ever as a
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I always say this because I feel like it's very empowering
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she wore the Pantalones with heels on at the same
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time and she brought home the bacon and cooked it.
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That itself I think sets the tone for what I wanted to
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become. She's the reason why I write certain songs the way
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I do, the way I speak.
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that's my girl. And how does it feel dropping your first
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single? Like from your debut?
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Ep Let me tell you what I'm,
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I got all the flavor is a but it feels like I
09:47
just gave birth to like the first baby.
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I don't have a favorite but they like they are all your
09:54
babies. So it feels like,
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OK, can I can I don't breathe on my baby?
09:58
That's who that was right now that it's like out in the
10:02
world released. It feels amazing because it's like you work so
10:06
hard to get to this point.
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So once it's, it's your first single is released.
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I'm so excited for you guys to hear like everything else that's
10:15
gonna ripple after that.
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Make me one. Maybe you bye.
10:23
Tell me where you are.
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I feel relieved. I feel excited and very proud of myself
10:30
I think, I think as artists and people in the
10:33
entertainment, we overlook the fact that because we're like this be
10:38
next. But you need to,
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what's the next big,
10:40
what's the? And so I've really taken some time this past
10:45
year leading up to the release,
10:49
the prep and all that to soak in the moments,
10:53
celebrate your wins. I think that that's important.
10:56
That keeps me very grounded as well.
10:57
Definitely, it is Hondurena,
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right? You guys call each other cat cat and where does
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that word stem from?
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So it's the way we identify each other.
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I'll put it to you this way in Guayaquil or people that
11:14
are from Ecuador near,
11:15
from Guayaquil, between each other as brother,
11:18
sister or recognizing each other,
11:19
they call themselves Guaco E Guaca.
11:23
That's like the best way that I could because people were like
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what's Cata? I'm like,
11:26
it's a Honduran woman and between us,
11:29
even Central Americans will call each other sso so you instantly,
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you're like Estas familia,
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Cata is like a recognizing way of being like,
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you're from Honduras. So and it Cato thing too,
11:45
Ok. Well, do you have any advice to others pursuing
11:48
like this kind of similar dream as you hone your craft work
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very, very hard work hard,
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like the real work and it's not even external writing.
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It's everything at once.
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My best advice would be that you really work on healing yourself
12:09
because if you connect with your inner child healing and your trajectory
12:14
as an artist or whatever it is that you wanna become,
12:17
you harness all those things.
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Healing is what's gonna lock you in to the clarity and align
12:22
you to your purpose and bring all the right people.
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So that is the best advice that I could really give.
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I love that. I connect with that.
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Yeah, right now that you're talking,
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I'm like, I'm going to do that.
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I got you pretty much.
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thank you so much for calling.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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you know, it's Friday,
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Cata is out. You guys can check it out at any
12:52
platforms. It's out.
12:53
I can actually say that don't miss out.
12:55
And then where can people follow you everywhere?
12:58
On Twitter at the only Swanee and on Tiktok,
13:03
Swan Cerpa. Awesome.
13:05
Let's give her one more round of applause,
13:14
Joining us today is artist Elsa Elmar.
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I am fine, enjoying the Colombian sunshine because I live in
13:27
Mexico and here the sunshine is kind of like cooler,
13:33
so confused. Where are you joining us from?
13:35
Pang Colombia right now?
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nice. Awesome. In Mexico.
13:42
You said, what did you say about Mexico?
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Oh, I live in Mexico.
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OK. Pero is Colombiana,
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Pero. So in Colombian and I lived in the US for
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seven years and then I moved to Mexico.
13:55
But I also spend a lot of time here because I miss
13:58
the tropics and the water drenching my skin on the air.
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I have to come here for beauty.
14:09
that, that self care,
14:10
you know, like to reconnect.
14:13
That's awesome. Speaking of color and how you've been all over
14:16
the place. What kind of,
14:17
what part of your culture do you hear in your music and
14:20
your style? I grew up listening to Balena Bachata and Pavarotti
14:28
Exactly. That's awesome.
14:31
And with which artist would you be your dream collab Hali,
14:34
which is would be a dream collab and also Juan Luis Guerra
14:43
So romantic. It's so romantic.
14:45
But yeah, we know you're Colombiana but you live in Mexico
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So this is a big question.
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Who do you think has the best parties?
14:58
I love Mexico but it's Colombia Colombia parties that turn up after
15:04
a certain time, the Vicente starts and then it's like the
15:07
tequila bottle comes out.
15:11
I'm always down to party,
15:12
right? And I have a question because you lived in Mexico
15:17
what is, what's like some words like cul cultural differences that
15:20
you're like, I can't say that in Mexico because it's taken
15:23
the wrong way. Cojer is 101.
15:26
Don't say in Mexico that in Colombia you just like,
15:29
go ahead my water bottle.
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Cojer. Cojer. Cojer.
15:34
And in Mexico, I mean,
15:37
what is it something you do in your bedroom or whatever you
15:42
want to get another person?
15:43
Like go to the laptop.
15:48
they would be like aqui that is true.
15:52
And I heard Tambien in other places like there's like in Argentina
15:55
too. I remember we post a lot of like Pan Dulce
15:58
we love Conchas. It's fun to learn from each other.
16:02
Was it Bich when I heard I'm like,
16:03
wait, what did you call her?
16:04
I thought it was like,
16:05
damn a bitch. Like damn,
16:09
I thought it is Rico which is like big bit,
16:15
you know, like it actually come from English.
16:19
So it's like a little,
16:22
Yes. You always learn the bad words first.
16:25
I feel like from other cultures like the bad stuff.
16:27
So it's like, let me see,
16:28
we want to ask them your inspiration with your music.
16:32
What was the inspiration behind your name?
16:35
And do people ever ever think you're a duo instead of a
16:38
solo? Artist Porque P Elsa El Mar.
16:42
My intuition was like,
16:43
go for something that feels for a project like that includes people
16:50
you know, and my name is Margarita.
16:53
So there I was playing with my name in terms for the
16:56
inspiration, I just get so inspired,
16:59
like in terms of songwriting by life in general,
17:04
like lately for this new album that's coming out in August,
17:07
that's called Palacio. I was just so inspired on,
17:13
on life on relationships and how our life became this mix of
17:18
digital and real life and how that brings new emotions,
17:24
you know, and new concepts and new feelings.
17:29
And I, once the music is made,
17:31
I just feel so inspired by like giving it a shape and
17:35
seeing the videos come to life and seeing the artwork come to
17:39
life and then the show,
17:41
I mean, I'm just like,
17:41
man, how can you just like have an idea and then
17:44
start to see like in the material world?
17:47
It's so crazy. I was looking through your Instagram too and
17:50
I was like, oh my gosh,
17:51
like, like she's super like creative and vientos too because I
17:56
was like, oh my God,
17:57
like sus everything like I'm not just saying it because you're in
18:01
front of me, but I was like,
18:02
that's, that's really cool.
18:03
And but I'm glad I'm glad that was what you took
18:06
from me because because yeah,
18:11
Exactly. Well, thank you so much.
18:13
I really appreciate you being on the show and telling us more
18:17
about you about Colombia and,
18:19
and la Cultura, your music,
18:21
your album. So thank you so much.
18:24
Thank you guys. Thank you guys and hope to see you
18:26
soon. I'm going to L A in September with Julietta Venegas
18:29
in the Greek theater.
18:32
That's crazy. That's crazy.
18:36
I'll be there with her.
18:37
I don't have the pleasure to know her.
18:39
That's going to be the first time I meet her.
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One more question. Where can people find you on social media
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What's your social media at?
18:55
Well, make sure to plug that in.
18:56
But thank you so much Elsa for your time and we'll see
19:00
Hopefully summer has just begun and I'm trying to avoid the messiness
19:17
of it. So here to guide me on my summer playbook
19:21
is comedian G Lolis Mora.
19:29
I'm, I'm here to help you.
19:31
Have the best summer of your life.
19:32
Summer is the most critical moment of the year where you can
19:35
find yourself, you can find love,
19:36
you can get out of love.
19:38
It's, it's really the most important season.
19:40
If you think about it like a football game,
19:42
this is whatever, round three,
19:44
that's where we are or quarter three,
19:46
whatever this shit is called.
19:48
but yeah, I heard you have some questions.
19:50
I'm here to help you navigate everything.
19:52
Thank you. Thank you so much.
19:53
So, ok, we spoke off camera about a summer roster
19:59
We have a summer roster.
20:00
One thing about you,
20:01
you brought that to the table.
20:02
I said let's leave that behind the scenes.
20:04
But I'm, I'm an auto.
20:06
Honestly, I'm bi coastal now.
20:08
I don't even know that I live in New York and L
20:09
A. So I've been dating on both coasts and it's really
20:12
important as women, especially Latina women to have a roster,
20:16
I would say about 2 to 5 men.
20:20
but roster doesn't mean that you're like being intimate,
20:22
but everybody is conversation,
20:24
getting to know each other.
20:25
You were telling me that I don't wanna put your business out
20:27
there, but you were in a 10 year relationship where he
20:30
did not commit. That's a problem.
20:33
Talk to me about you met him in the summer,
20:36
yes, you let a summer fling go on too long.
20:40
So the thing about the most important thing and let's be honest
20:43
summer flings are just a fling.
20:45
That's for you to be like,
20:46
let me go to the beach,
20:47
let me get a road trip.
20:49
I don't drive. So I need a ride to Santa Monica
20:52
That's what my summer flings are for.
20:54
I think I was just kind of like,
20:55
oh, wow. I find this guy fascinating.
20:58
That's the problem. You should never find a man fascinated.
21:01
He should be serious.
21:03
That's the problem. I used to be like that.
21:06
I used to find men interesting.
21:08
That's not the way dating works.
21:09
They need to find you interesting.
21:12
And I'm talking about,
21:12
you know, there's different type of partnerships,
21:14
but I'm talking about my partnership.
21:15
What I've learned is that they need to find you interesting because
21:18
then you're going to start working for their relationship and that's not
21:20
fun. You should be a princess.
21:23
The thing is that when you have a vision for a man
21:24
you think that he's gonna be your husband.
21:26
So you start investing in him so he could be your husband
21:29
And that's a problem because he's gonna be ready for some
21:31
other woman. I talk about this on my Netflix.
21:34
So honestly, to be honest,
21:35
your man is probably with someone else right now.
21:40
it, I need to move on to it,
21:42
but that's what we're here for.
21:43
Let's move on. So you're gonna get a roster,
21:46
roster. Do you wanna have 2 to 5 men?
21:48
A little bit of diversity in zodiac signs?
21:51
Because we're not all compatible with each other.
21:53
This is true. I was a Scorpio.
21:55
You should have met me a few before.
21:59
It's just that it's really intense and that intensity is fake.
22:02
Oh Got you. And you shouldn't date a Scorpio.
22:05
I know you are a Scorpio.
22:06
I don't date a Scorpio.
22:07
No, but I'm more of a Libra,
22:11
I get that. I get that.
22:13
But, yeah, we need a roster.
22:15
This guy wants to marry me.
22:16
Really? That's what I think.
22:20
Interesting. And I'm like,
22:22
baby, I'm not there right now.
22:23
I, I woke up from Limes.
22:25
I don't know if you're on tiktok.
22:27
It's a new word on tiktok.
22:29
What is it? Limes is like an intense one sided crush
22:32
I feel like a lot of Latinas.
22:33
That's how we fall in love.
22:34
Like we have this storyline before even meeting the man and we
22:39
put the storyline on him and think he's ours up.
22:43
The you're speaking, why were we friends?
22:46
I was, I was a dumb bitch.
22:49
I was and I want to help everyone else out there to
22:52
stop being dumb. And what are your plans for the rest
22:56
of the year? I'm not really healing the summer.
22:57
I'm calling this organized summer.
22:59
Like I really have to,
22:59
I have to delete photos of my ex.
23:02
You know, you ever act like that energy carries in the
23:04
phone. Honestly, it's still in my,
23:07
that's what I'm doing.
23:07
I'm deleting all of my ex.
23:08
I just don't want to see them because then they get really
23:10
in my. But what about when Apple makes those little slide
23:13
shows and they put it in your face.
23:15
How about the fucking hate that that happened to me yesterday?
23:18
Apple is so legit like me and him,
23:20
I'm like, but we don't care about him.
23:25
We were sad about the memories.
23:28
We don't care about him.
23:29
I feel like right now I'm not looking for anyone.
23:32
I feel like it's just more like I'm living for me because
23:34
I haven't been alone in so long.
23:35
I love. And that's honestly,
23:37
that's the trick to happiness,
23:39
alone, time, alone time.
23:40
So do you feel like I helped you with the summer work
23:43
I want to talk to you.
23:44
We are let the people know,
23:46
but we're going to make a little roster.
23:48
It's going to be cute.
23:49
We don't take any of those guys seriously,
23:51
especially with a Scorpio and we're going to clean out our f
23:55
that's a great summer with a little Margarita.
23:58
I love that. And do you have any shows coming up
24:01
Jenny? I'm so glad you asked.
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You know, I always have a show coming up,
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but this show that I have coming up in July,
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It's really special. My best friend Sasha and I created it
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is called Maurico Nando.
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And it's really a platform to just kind of showcase the Dominican
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talent that we have in coming up in the United States across
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the country. And it's really important for me because I've
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always felt like I have this thing I have Dominican impostor sur
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where I don't feel Dominican enough or Latina enough.
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And I think sometimes it's just stories that we tell ourselves.
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And this show has helped to showcase that there are other women
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like me out there there,
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there's also so much diversity within our culture.
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So like every comic that we book has a different connection to
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the culture. So it's really nice to see.
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So this is a really fun time and it's one of the
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only Latino shows in New York and the Nation.
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That's awesome. Yeah.
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So I can't wait to see everybody there on Instagram.
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I'll be sending mad links.
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But one day, one day I just need to bring we
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I actually spoke to my best friend this morning because I was
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sleeping over her house because,
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you know, that's just,
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you know, and we're gonna do some shows here.
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We have done it in the past.
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So we are working on bringing it over here and maybe even
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doing a tour. So let us know we're always done to
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support and show up.
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So, yay, I appreciate it out to me.
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They be post all my flyers.
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well, guys, that was Lincoln Bio.
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I'm Jenny. Are you eating something hot Cheetos?
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we're wrapping up Alejandro.
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Thank you for two D.
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We'll see you on the next one.
