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Oh Whoa. To I'm Jenny,
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and we have a great guest host with us today.
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Yo, it's me Martin Rizzo.
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And let's not forget the cheese corner.
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What's popping, guys.
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How we doing? Alright,
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let's jump to our first story.
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Let's go let's get into it.
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OK, we got some bad news.
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The Mexico and Canada tariffs are officially happening tomorrow.
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What does that mean?
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Trump's hitting Mexico and Canada with 25% tariffs.
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Right, so that's a lot.
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I don't know math that well,
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Oh yeah, if our economy wasn't bad enough and inflation wasn't
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so a tax on imports in response to what he says is
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an unacceptable flow of illegal drugs and migrants into the US,
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so that's what Trump says it's and and that's crazy to me
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to be honest. I mean,
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I, I, what I get from Mexico,
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I mean like because he said in one of the things like
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oh, we don't have to get anything from Mexico like
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bro, like this guy's obviously never like eating cancitos.
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The tequila y'all know what he eats,
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y'all know what what is it?
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A #2 in McDonald's 22 double cheeseburgers or 2 cheeseburgers,
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the same thing. That's pretty good though.
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This is not affecting,
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you know that shit comes in clubs,
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OK, tequila be expensive as hell,
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so like that means like all those Karens I love buying their
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margaritas at Chili's which is like a don't be a dollar no
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more, they're gonna be,
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this was $5 last week.
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It's like, that's what's gonna,
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that's what's gonna happen.
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That's what it takes.
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And then to get mad and now the world's gonna definitely.
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And then also like the beers like.
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expensive, and I was saying arts.
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Like at parties they're gonna have to drink IPAs now.
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The bodies can't take IPAs.
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They pacing themselves. They're gonna get.
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They gonna start fights at the birthday at the at the baptism
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Yeah, the fights are starting now.
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I'm like damn bro at 2 p.m. like.
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On a Sunday, because 555 Modelos equal 1 beer.
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Yeah, I I said they can't face them.
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They don't know because they're gonna keep drinking the same.
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They're gonna keep the same pace,
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the more pace that's dangerous.
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That's DUI, you know,
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heaven right there, DUI heaven,
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exactly, yeah, and I'm sorry,
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Mexico has the best beer.
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Yeah, got it got it.
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So this sucks, but Mexico's president,
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so Claudia Shibam said cooperation and coordination,
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yes, subordination, never.
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She's she's speaking facts right there.
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Yeah, yeah, she dropped the mic and she said,
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you know what. They're gonna fuck you guys in the long
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run. Like if you thought avocado toast is expensive already,
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wait till next week,
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bro. Well, avocados,
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Mexican Mexican I have to pay this?
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Mexican Cokes, the Coke is shit.
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Mexican Coke. You tell me.
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I'm saying y'all know how I am with my Mexican coach Jennyave
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I don't play with that.
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No dude, we need that raw sugar.
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We need that, that sugar cane sugar.
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We don't want no freaking sugar from the US,
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the, the, the liquid syrup.
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I mean it's crazy because that's like the one thing that I
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would like damn I might pay $8 for it.
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Like I'm not gonna say no like whatever guilty pleasure.
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I need it. I need it in the glass.
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It doesn't, you know,
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it doesn't it doesn't hit the same.
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No, well, other things too that are,
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that we get from Mexico TVs we get TVs from
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Mexico, so TVs might be more expensive now.
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Lithium batteries, lithium batteries or phones,
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smartphones,, what else,
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lettuce, cabbage, and going back to the Mexican candy,
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this is the candy that we use for pinata.
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So now they're gonna,
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now there's gonna be like Ame like American candy is expensive and
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it is good. It's not I need.
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Yeah. Well I need in my can.
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A Reese's melting inside the pinata.
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Come on, loose M&Ms off brand cheap ones exactly,
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mate, spices's gonna hurt,
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man. It's gonna hurt.
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We got a lot of good things from Mexico.
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Yeah, right? There's a lot of good.
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What I'm trying to think,
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there's so much more I can't,
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yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be making noises at restaurants looking
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at the menu like no way at the prices.
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I'd be embarrassing myself on dates,
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yeah, dates I'm gonna have to drive.
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I already know what you want.
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Don't even look at the menu.
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I'm, I'm, I'm gonna order for you,
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but I think it isn't a force to see more eggs Benedict
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even that's expensive. is done.
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No, dude, I have my hula Mexicana dude.
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I can't have no eggs Benedict.
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I have my eggs Benedict.
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Well guys, this is unfortunate and yeah Trump just
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be trying to throw hands with everybody with all the countries but
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anyways. I think we should move on,
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shall we? Should we move on?
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Yeah, OK, all right,
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let's move on to Hollywood's biggest night,
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the Oscars and. We had someone go on our behalf,
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our director Liam, he went.
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Who's the tea. Thank you so much.
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I, I haven't gone home.
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Oh, I'm still drunk.
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Yeah, I, I smoked weed with Emma Stone stoned.
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did you get Rosetta stoned where you got so you know.
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with the Amelia Perez.
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I'm just kidding. I would never.
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It was great. I saw,
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you know, Zoe Saldana was the first Dominican to ever hell
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yeah, you guys see it?
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You guys see her speech?
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Yeah man, she was calling for her mom,
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I wish they would have panned to the mom.
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Like how you not gonna show the mom?
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They probably put her up in the rafters like me,
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man. I was so high up,
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so high up, but it was,
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you know, it was fun,
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still ratchet, you know,
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What do you guys think of Conan as a host?
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He needs to be the host for the next time.
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I love him so he can't do it no more.
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I loved him. He got experience,
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and it was like it was like fun,
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I thought it was gonna be tasteful.
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I felt like his TV show,
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yeah, yeah, the jokes,
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yeah it's not, he wasn't trying too hard.
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I hate when the ghost,
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the ghost, the hosts.
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Oh sorry. I hate when the hosts try too hard,
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you know, it's like to be funny and I don't know
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but yeah, you're right,
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What was, what was the joke he had where it was
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Annora, the movie that won Best Picture,
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it used the F word 453 times and that was 3 less
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than Amelia Perez's publicist.
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Because of the whole controversy,
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She was at the bar getting tanked.
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Dude, I'm surprised because I was downstairs at the bar with
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all these celebs yucking it up.
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Damn, you mentioned nobody wanting to come up to you.
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I know just because they're like I can't be seen with you
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I know Adrian Brody,
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the guy who won Best Actor and he was kind of like
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Yeah, I'm surprised she even showed up the audacity.
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it's crazy. She still got claps when they said her name
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Maybe claps. I know,
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but she's like she's she called this place a shithole a year
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ago, yeah, you know,
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and said horrible unless she knows this is like the probably the
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last time I'll ever be,
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you know, like let me take advantage of it.
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She had to be there,
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so that was crazy and.
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Adrian Brody broke a record because he won Best Actor and he
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had the longest speech in Oscars history.
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let me look at 5 minutes and 40 seconds.
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I had two commercial breaks in it.
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Damn. Didn't they didn't they try to cut him off?
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They tried to cut him off.
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The music starts to play and he goes,
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I've already done this.
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Yo, that's that's crazy though.
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That's kind of, you know,
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because they're on a schedule,
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right? Yeah, there's a schedule,
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nah, and they continued for another 3 minutes.
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Now I'm curious to see what happens if they just never stop
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like the music and he just keeps going like somebody has
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to go up there and like oh they cut the mic the
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mic. That's happened before,
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but they always do it to like the little categories like best
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they they get they get like 20 seconds and then they cut
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the mic like get the fuck out of here fucking pianist the
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pianist he did he kiss,
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Hallie? Did they kiss before or after?
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In like when Adrian Brody run or won the Oscar in like
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he ran on stage and just attacked Halle Berry's face who was
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presenting it and kissed her so that was an insane moment and
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people were like, Whoa,
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too far, don't just kiss someone on stage and then now
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yeah, it was in 2003.
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2222 years ago 22 years ago and now at the red carpet
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she ran up and just attacked his face and kissed him so
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I was like it's full circle.
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Exactly. My mom didn't know what's going on.
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She does like the kiss of Judas like she's trying to sabotage
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I checked his coat at an Oscars.
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And I checked his coat like a few years ago.
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That's pretty cool. Was he nice?
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I mean, he just gave it to me.
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I should have smelled,
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a lot of people smelled really good.
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I bet a lot of people smell.
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Yeah, it's not cologne,
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Oh man, what's a cholo cologne brute or.
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G. Dang, that's crazy.
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It was great. It was fantastic.
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I was happy to be there and,
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yeah, I tried to get into the Governor's ball,
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which is like the final party that all of the celebrities go
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upstairs to the Governor's ball,
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and I tried to come in and they could spell it on
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me. They put me in like a holding room and interrogated
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because I thought it was maybe on my tickets,
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oh, I wanted to see my phone was dead,
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and they're like, right,
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come with us. And I came into this weird holding room
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and there's lights and there was a bunch of other people.
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Some people even had Oscars in the room,
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and they, they call a person up and then they go
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up and see if they got it or if they didn't.
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And then I came up and they're like they went through his
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tweets went through his through my my name.
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They asked for my social security number and they're like,
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it's gonna be a now.
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that's fine. I leave some of the people waiting with Oscars
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didn't get in. That's crazy crazy.
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So exclusive. I know.
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Yeah, did your inner Latino want to take like a centerpiece
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from the tables? The Oscar centerpiece.
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Oh super fun, happy to be there.
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Hey man, I shook the hand of somebody that went to
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the Oscars. That's beautiful.
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It's not that it's not all of us,
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all of us. I'm gonna shake all the way up.
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I'm gonna shake your head.
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I, I, I'm gonna say that I feel bad for
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all the superheroes. That got this Spider-Man shut it down.
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They couldn't work, you know.
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That's Hollywood Spider-Man is low key lit.
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They live around there.
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Yeah, he's he's lit.
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She's let him like get him a job,
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you know, like let him shoot him up,
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right? Give him a Spider-Man vibes.
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it was our work from home day I guess to work from
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home. Well, let's move on to our next story.
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you posted something recently,
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right? You post you posted a video of you dressed as
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an IE or a Latino ICE agent,
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I was basically doing imitation of like oh Latino ICE agents be
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like how they're like all embarrassed of being Latino.
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Where's your family from,
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bro? Oh, like my ancestors,
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I think they're from,
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Oh, where's my family from?
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Oh, you're a Mexican American.
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no. My parents are Mexican.
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I'm American. I think they're from this place called the Jaliscolisco
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bro. I'm not from over there,
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right? What are you eating there,
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bro? Some tuna casserole with some topaccio.
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Dude, it's Tapatillo,
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Run away to arrest this one guy.
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It's just really hard to find him because he has 3 jobs
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so I don't know what job to go to.
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3 jobs sounds like a hard working guy.
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This sounds like a guy who's taking 3 American jobs away,
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bro, or a guy trying to support his family.
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bro? And I need you.
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Out of here I can't find any more of those fruit guys
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in the corners, bro.
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I'm just craving some fruit,
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some thai gin because he deported them all,
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dude. I gotta go buy fruit from Ralph's instead of Rafael
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bro. So you're basically you did this video to show
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how ridiculous these Latino ICE agents look,
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yeah, and, and how were the comments on IG,
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I people are laughing.
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They're loving it. I was making their day,
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they got a lot of good comments everyone's laughing their ass off
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and then the little Mexican flag.
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Damn. So basically it's kind of like,
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when you go to those Mexican restaurants,
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you see like the pig cooking the other pig and the you
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know the pig's happy like that and that's that's what a Latino
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and, and didn't you get,
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different reactions on Facebook though?
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Like how is it like like the comparison for IG and Facebook
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on Facebook like they actually thought it was real because that's where
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all those boomers are at that believe all those AIs everybody's fried
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everybody's fried there.
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Do every there's a lot of comments like really bro,
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like that one yeah reading paragraph.
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Bullshit, you hypocritical idiot.
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If your parents were born in Mexico and you were born in
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the US, you're still Mexican.
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So he's basically saying how I'm ashamed,
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like I'm ashamed of being Mexican,
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which that's the whole joke of the video.
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Yeah, it's a joke and you're like,
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dude, I'm, I'm on your side.
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What are you talking about?
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It's giving unemployment vibe because look,
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see more, I know there's like another paragraph.
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We didn't put the whole thing in.
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Yo, that's what I'm saying.
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You got no profile pictures.
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I think it was like a.m. that she wrote it up,
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so I'm like, I don't know.
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I don't even know if it's a it's the time for this
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somebody that doesn't work.
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She clearly doesn't understand sarcasm.
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Write a resume instead of this,
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you know, get on LinkedIn.
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Oh well, let's check out the other comments.
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Oh I like this one El Pachio de Chicago.
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It is pendejo quenovales mierda puto and he wrote balles with a
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B instead of vales and balles you see it's a letter away
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you're not in Chicago like he means business and,
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and I wrote back to him like,
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I see Trump and then he's like fuck you like't having it
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He wasn't having it.
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Yeah, he came in a fight,
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yeah, yeah, he didn't care.
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Shame on you. She's the one that got fried the most
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It's Marisol. Marisol.
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I feel bad for her because she's,
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she's really sweet. Shame on you.
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I know, I know she was like,
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like she definitely shared it with her,
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with her chat, WhatsApp,
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yeah her church group,
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she the church group.
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I'm like it was my acting that good because I was no
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It's the yo, the ice beanie gets me every time.
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It was a little sticker like you put a little sticker.
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Yeah, it was a little sticker,
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yeah, like these guys actually thought like me,
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I'm driving around in a in a little Nissan pulling like trying
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to deport people in my little car.
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Bro, like I told you,
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like, you really think his hat was government issue,
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like a government issue ice hat.
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Like, look how small I am,
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bro. Who am I taking in?
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The junior, am I in the junior division?
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You're an explorer. You're I I I age.
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You're handling the teenager section.
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They might still fuck you up,
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I mean it's, it's a good way to poke fun at
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them for sure but that was,
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that was funny. Well guys,
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let's toss it over to Gene Gene has a little story for
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us, so let's toss it over to Gene.
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Jenny, you know I'm a sneaker head.
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submitting rifles all the time trying to get sneakers.
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now we know why I never hit and Recently,
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the there was a heist of sneakers for Air Jordans
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man, but they're getting creative with it,
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guys. Like I'm talking about like Fast and the Furious style
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like cutting off the brakes of the train,
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stealing the sneakers, like.
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Like you heard of backdoor,
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like now they're training sneakers off.
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It's that serious. It's that serious.
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And now we know why we never win because they're stealing them
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straight off the trains like subway surfers just like subway surfers stealing
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sneakers and kicks, man.
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So,, so they stole about 2000 pairs of sneakers
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and it's a sneaker that's supposed to be released on March 14th
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yeah, those are hypes.
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if you know somebody that might have,
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you know, been on that train,
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you feel me, so you know,
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like just putting it out there because I never went on these
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raffles. Which sneakers?
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so there's some Jordans,
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and they're, they're like all red.
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They're cool. Like I would,
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but apparently I can't now because it's 2000.
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Pairs were stolen, but you don't think they're gonna be on
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no, no, hopefully not,
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but who knows? Did you say that there's trackers on them
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too, they were able to catch the people.
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No way. So from what I read,
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this was the 10th time.
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it took 10 times for you to catch them.
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Like somebody is, yeah,
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somebody in the warehouse is snitching,
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like giving up the train like yo,
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I, yeah, I just put it on the train right
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So they put a GPS tracker in in this train and they
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followed them back. It it it it leads them to the
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swap meet. They're like wrapped up in the plastic on showcase
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They don't even know what they stole.
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They don't even know like Nikes,
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they don't even care.
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Are those shoes? Nikes?
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Oh dude, like you know about sneakers are those real sneakers
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the ones at the swap meet,
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the ones that are wrapped in the plastic?
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I mean, you know what,
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now with all this going on,
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I, I don't even know anymore.
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They might be. You imagine you stole 2000 and you're selling
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I need the money right now.
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And they're real. might be selling them over there.
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Who knows? We gotta take you to the swap meet in
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and you need to see if they're actually real or investigates
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but that's crazy though.
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A freaking like sneaker heist.
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What now? It's awesome cutting the brakes,
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breaking into the train,
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stealing 2 million because each of them,
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what do they go for?
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225. But like I mean 20,000?
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2000 $225 that's a lot a lot.
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Yeah, yeah, and then it's a lottery and then the
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resale value. I'm seeing it right now $500 on the internet
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That's crazy. Maybe even more now since I mean,
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at least the thieves are getting creative,
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you feel like you're not gonna steal a brink truck anymore.
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You gotta you gotta,
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you gotta respect it like,
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hey, we're robbing trains now.
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We might hit up a truck,
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you know, we might hit Ean next.
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Who knows, you know,
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like it's not all about the money anymore.
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Train robbers instead of bots,
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I think that's just a cooler,
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you know. At least it's not robots,
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you know, it's not AI.
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Yeah, it's good old fashioned Americans breaking into trains,
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you know, like somebody planned it in somebody's garage,
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like, yo, this is how we're pulling up to the
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train. You're gonna do this baby driver,
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you're gonna be the driver.
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You bring snacks. You bring the snacks,
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yeah, we need a lot of protein for this well.
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That's cool. That's crazy.
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Old fashion train robbery.
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Like I said, I'm a size 9.
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whoever you know thrown out there.
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Well guys, that's all we got.
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so let's give it up for And thank you to
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our guest host Marrizzo.
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Thank you thank you.
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That was fine. So we're signing off,
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but I want you guys to check out.
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I went to the Picnic Music Festival in Costa Rica,
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and we have a great recap for y'all.
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So puravida, enjoy and check it out.
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Familia, we are out here in Costa Rica.
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and we're so excited to talk to some talented music artists today
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