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Israel Battres & Tattoo Typos

March 5, 2025
HGTV’s Israel Battres cracks down on Latino home hacks, while Chelsea Rendon and Martin Rizo help explain America’s party drought. Ben Affleck spins the block for the OG Jennifer, Jenny’s tía puts casino superstitions to the test, and Jean’s cousin gets a tattoo—with a typo.
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Oh Back to meo daily.
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I'm Jenny and we have a great guest host with us today
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It's me, your girl Chelsea.
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And let's not forget the cheese corner.
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What's up guys? Gene checking in with my boy Rizzo,
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my name, bro.
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That's what's what's up.
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Alright, so let's just jump into our first let's jump.
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OK, we like to jump jump jump.
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Apparently we don't because it I mean there was an article on
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the Atlantic that says this country needs to party more we're not
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partying enough here in America we're not jumping enough we're not jumping
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enough exactly and why do you think that is?
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Honestly it started from the pandemic.
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I don't think it did because like honestly.
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My feet cannot hang anymore.
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Like I need to put the little numbing spray on it if
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I'm gonna wear heels so like it's different.
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If I could go out in sneakers I'm game.
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Let's go. So like I think the pandemic we got too
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comfortable on the couch we a little less more anti-social I guess
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is like we're OK with like not being around people.
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Yeah, well, other people,
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not me. I get together with my friends all the time
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But I think that's the general thing.
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It kind of started there.
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Yeah. I know they're not partying enough because I haven't been
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to enough baby showers.
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Oh yeah. I haven't been the last 4 or 5 years
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I haven't been to like a good baby.
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Is because y'all not partying and getting it on and y'all not
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having kids, so it's like something is up or something's not
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up something's not exactly bro you know what I'm not even gonna
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make a comment on that,
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but y'all, y'all know because we talked about it earlier,
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but I think. Again,
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it's a thing of like we were talking about like the younger
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generation versus now Gen Z,
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right? Gen Z,
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yes, but Gen Z,
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they don't like us millennials,
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we had Jersey Shore that made you wanna go party,
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bro, you know what I mean we have we had more
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shows like that you know we,
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we have movies like Project.
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OK wait, whatever.
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I'm gonna say I saw this comment right now.
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Eric Rivera comedy said we ain't Party no more because we're getting
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stopped, frisked and deported yo,
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that just got real.
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But also I think it's that like we don't wanna say his
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name, but it's a different energy ever since he came into
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office, you know what I mean so that's a whole another
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side of it aside from the younger kids in the pandemic,
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you know, not having problems and maybe that's when the party
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started for guys like.
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My cousins that that came from DR that were born over there
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they know how to party like those are the real cats
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that party's America, so only 4.1% of Americans attended or hosted
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a social event on an average weekend or holiday in 2023.
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That's a 35% decrease since 2004.
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That's, that's I blame y'all friends because me and my friends
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get together regularly like again not every weekend because we're all adults
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and we have lives or kids or something,
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but like again whether it's coming to somebody's house or we plan
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a wine thing or we plan a dinner like so I think
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y'all got bad friends if you want that you know what I
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mean so I don't know do you guys go get together with
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your friends every weekends?
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No. So you got a bad back in my day I
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used to party, you know,
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we had good drinks too back then.
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We had a sparks.
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We had a locals.
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We had 4 OG,
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the OG formula, the formula.
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I had no reason to be drinking Smirnoff at 15,
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you know, back then,
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like, OK, I'm gonna,
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I'm gonna be really bad.
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I started drinking when I was 10 years old.
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What? OK, and I didn't drink that.
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We just stole stuff out of the parents.
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cabinets, you know what I mean.
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How stressful was the Explorer when you're like OK,
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I've been acting since I was 50 that get into right now
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So like, you know,
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but it was also again I grew up in Montebello,
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East LA like I wasn't drinking by myself.
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My friends were drinking too,
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you know what I mean?
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Like I used to put like tequila or vodka in the Gatorade
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juice box. And the MDs do you guys remembers the one
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yeah, but they got those little what is that the
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bus and and the beat boxes but they don't they don't know
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how to use them,
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you know, they they have the tools but they don't know
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how to use and look,
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we millennials, the way we use them,
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we pace ourselves like as if it's liquor and we didn't do
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that back then I used to drink.
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Hypnotic out of the bottle because we we don't know how to
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measure back then so we like,
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OK, well, look,
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so OK, going back to the whole partying thing,
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right, the US surgeon General says that loneliness is an urgent
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urgent public health issue,
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so,, you know,
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teens are engaging in fewer risky behaviors partly because they
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are attending fewer parties so they're they're they're.
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I guess you could say they're not living it up like we
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did because they're the they're in the computer they're they're Fortnite they're
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in the game, the,
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the, the social media they're throwing parties on Fortnite,
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but see, like,
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OK, oh, like they're doing fake stuff.
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They're doing it for the grand but not actually having a party
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in real life. They're just recording videos to make it seem
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like they are that's true.
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I saw, I saw filters like that where it looks like
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you're somewhere and you post it on your stories.
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It looks like you're out,
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but you're really in bed.
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You're really like tucked in.
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Just so people can get FOMO while you're at home,
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but we're saying how like now like kids like their highlight
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is to like I mean when I say kids I mean like
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21, 22 year olds,
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they get drunk at home playing video games,
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but to us back then that was pre gaming is that was
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that was the that was our little thing and then that's their
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peak that's their saving money before I go out,
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you know, like I gotta get trash here,
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yeah, exactly. But also I feel like now like back
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then we had party crews.
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Remember? Yes, the flyer.
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We were hella creative with our party.
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The warehouse parties? Yes,
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I'm like, OK,
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I didn't do those.
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I'm like this is where my,
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this is where my dad works during the day,
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bro, you know.
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Well, again, who has a house anymore,
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so how are you gonna have a house party?
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Everybody lives in apartments.
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What are you gonna do?
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My studio, my one bedroom,
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that is crazy.,
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well, did you guys ever attend those club like clubs on
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the, the all ages clubs back in high school,
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like, like club dance or dance?
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OK. Montebello had one.
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It was called the Shop.
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OK, I didn't do that when I was like in middle
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school we had the noise factories,
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which was like a specific like Friday night where like all the
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middle schools went and partied.
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I got in my first fight there actually.
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Oh yeah, we had in New York we had team.
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Lashes, but it was like,
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you know, you're like 13 and then you got like a
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super senior that's like 19 like yeah that's weird.
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I was, I was like yo bro,
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I don't want your girl.
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I don't want your girl.
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I don't wanna fight you.
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I'm like 13, bro.
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Like bro, you got a job.
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Yeah, I know,
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like Tiger heat. I remember Tiger Heat,
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yeah, yeah heat,
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remember those? No,
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no, yeah, and then you go to school the next
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day all like, oh man,
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hey dude club dance tire heat last night crazy and they take
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the little pictures anyways.
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Yeah, we went on a whole like memories.
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We lived it up back then.
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Like now we have the excuse to chill,
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you know, because like back then I used to sneak out
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of my house to go to parties.
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Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house,
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you know. I'll be right back.
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I'll be right back.
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I'm home, bro.
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I'm on my way home.
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We got stories though.
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I feel like, I feel like Gen Z,
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like y'all need to make more stories like to tell your kids
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you know, I remember when.
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Da da da da,
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you know, but oh well,
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going back to,,
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California is second worst city to party,
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so that's that's that's a,
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that's a,,
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a statistic statistic a fact a fact.
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I don't know if that's a fact.
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I don't, I don't think that's again depends who you chew
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with though, you know,
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wait, wait hold on guys.
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This is, this is wrong,
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says California is 2nd worst city,
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that's a state. Oh yeah.
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Oh, that's wrong in general.
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I told you it was.
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We got a big typo coming up later.
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I heard that Fresno.
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Fresno, that's such a lie.
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Fresno is the top number one,
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city that parties, but does that mean because it's like Crystal
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man, I don't know I don't know because I've been
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to Fresno a couple of times.
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I don't know, but anyway,
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let's move on, guys.
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It's sad. But again,
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if you're young out there,
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go have fun with your friends outside in the world.
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Don't just do it on your screen.
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Have some life experience so when you get out in the world
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you're not scared and you're like,
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ah, when anything happens.
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Exactly make memories with your friends.
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They can look back and be like,
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don't remember we did this.
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Get a hickey on your forehead like I did,
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you know, like I saw a dude,
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I saw a dude with the craziest hickey in the gym yesterday
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Oh vampire. I'm talking about like he's partying.
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He's partying. OK,
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OK, he's hanging.
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He's hanging on. See,
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I was smart. I used to get him below the shirt
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line so that nobody would see the hickey and I didn't look
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like a little tie booty.
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Well, I was doing the hickies were there,
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but they were just hit.
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Nobody gets hickies now,
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I feel, you know,
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bring it back. That is true.
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Bring Hickey back anyways,
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bring the hicke back.
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Alright, Martin Martin,
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you got something juicy for us.
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You got something juicy for us.
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Oh, and no pun intended because the hickey juicy.
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Oh yeah. So,
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it seems like Ben Affleck,
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he's going around the block again to look for some Jennies,
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not Jennifer Lopez, but,
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Jennifer Gardner.
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He's going back. He's going back to his ex,
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you know, he's dipping back in the old stuff.
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He's going back to the OG,
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Jennifer, exactly. Like,
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I mean, I'm,
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I've gone back to my exes before.
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I feel we've all done that before,
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of course, bro.
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And plus he has kids with her.
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Like, what, what do you expect?
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He's not, he's always gonna be in the picture.
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He's got history. He's seen her butt hole,
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you know what I mean,
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just, well, I'm sorry.
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OK, now what we were talking about the days trying to
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get. But OK,
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but my question is,
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oh, but everything's but but what what anyways,
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what exactly happened?
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Like cause maybe they're just good co-parents and maybe they just get
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along like what was the situation?
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That is true. I mean,
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I don't know if I saw my,
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OK, OK, so like I said,
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I've gone back to my exes,
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it's fun, you know,
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it's familiar. I mean sometimes it's a little bit looser when
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you go back, you know,
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because I'm like, where'd you been,
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you know. 00,
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that's that's so messed up you said that.
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I would punch you.
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OK, wait, hold on.
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This picture looks us.
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Yeah, that's them.
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They're paintballing. I think it was a kid's birthday or a
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kid's party. Yeah,
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bro, if I'm her husband right now,
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I'm like, why is Batman hugging you like that?
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Look at the hands,
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Matt comfortable. She's holding the gun.
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She's like, Shoot them,
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babe. What if she's shooting her husband,
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her current husband, like,
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yo, cap him right now.
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So she is with somebody else right now.
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And she's like this with Ben.
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OK, but also again,
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he's hugging her and they are paintballing,
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so maybe he is protecting her from the suspect being shot with
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a paintball. Have you been shot with a paintball.
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That's my move right there on a first date.
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Oh, let me protect you,
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baby, you know,
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yeah, yeah. That's a good job because you need to
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protect. Well, I want to know if he's ping ponging
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back from the Jennifer,
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when is it my turn?
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because I am a Jennifer too.
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Oh yeah. I think he needs and you know what I
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like Dunkin Donuts. I do.
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I like the mom and pop shops.
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Oh that's for me too,
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but for him. But again,
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it's a picture we don't know the context.
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We need the whole video or something,
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you know what I mean.
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Again, I would,
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I would be upset if I was his,
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her husband, boyfriend.
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Did he upgrade or downgrade?
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Oh, I don't know.
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They're they're what do you guys think?
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Why are you commenting about that when they're not together?
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We don't know that.
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I don't know. I think he might be with a real
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Jennifer right now. Do you guys think comoquesa or a question
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yeah, like Jenny Gardner for sure for sure I think
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so too. She was doing a lot of stuff for the
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wildfires and she's honestly she looks she looks like a humble person
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like she's not her stuff is not out in the open,
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you know, and she's more like I don't know and and
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like I said like if I saw my girl hugging her sexy
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ex-boyfriend like that. I,
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I will get, I will get jealous.
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So it's OK if he's ugly.
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No, it will even be worse if he's ugly because that
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means my girl's got no,
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she's got no time.
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So she could be with a hot sexy firefighter or the funny
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homeless guy.
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Why do I feel so attacked?
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Why do I feel so attacked?
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My friends always tell me I don't have a type.
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Is that a bad thing?
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I thought that was a good thing because I'm like,
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because you don't discriminate.
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You don't discriminate. And then people say oh don't make fun
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of, don't say stuff about homeless people.
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Aladdin was homeless and you got a bat.
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That's true. That is true.
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She was a princess,
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bro. She had a good job.
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You're right. You're right.
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I love that you're your your example is,
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is an animated movie.
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I know I've been a couple of times,
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you know. Not by a girl,
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but being homeless, you know,
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well, let's move on,
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guys, right, let's,
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let's move on to our next story.
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Oh, you care because it's your story.
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Well, yeah, it is my story.
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That's what I'm saying if you like,
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if you like the casino and you wanna win in the casino
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this story is for you.
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So I took my tia Lupita to the casino and because I
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know she's a lucky lady but she honestly has some little rituals
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that she does when going to the casino and and she wins
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she wins a lot.
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I Walking backwards and so I walked backwards,
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but she said a walk backwards in the casino.
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And then walk, walk with your right foot first.
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And then you have to caress the machine.
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Is that caressing or is that just cleaning the machine?
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Well, take your hand sanitizer just in case there's a lot
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of germs. Don't let people watch you play.
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Let them watch. You gotta touch the machine,
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before you play it.
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See if she's hot.
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If she's hot, she's ready to give.
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That means like she's been getting played a lot.
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and then you gotta take your little chingadrita like if
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you have a little lucky thing.
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and then the ones at the walkways or if you
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can see the machine in the busier,
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right, that makes sense exactly,
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proof does actually work.
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Look, she won out.
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So this is proof she won again and then she won again
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Homegirl won like a grand that day.
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I, I witnessed the whole thing.
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Why couldn't witness it fully because she didn't let me watch
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all that. She just let me record a little bit,
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but that's it. But when she won,
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she if I give her 20,
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can I get like half the winnings.
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Well there you go and again so like that's the whole video
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Wow, yeah,
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so the superstitious, superstitions,
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the superstitions were the house doesn't always win.
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The house doesn't always wins the tia wins and this is like
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this is pretty common too like all these rituals like yeah,
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so let's look at the comments shall we?
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Questa casino that's what happened to Manina Lupe for sure.
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Yeah she knows what's up.
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She knows what's up.
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Alright, she walking in backwards.
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She already using magic.
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That's some ru's brujeria.
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I think I'm gonna take that one from the video.
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Yeah, do it.
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I'm walking back. I wanna see it and I will send
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you a video definitely.
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No, this is not even fair.
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Save some luck for the rest of us.
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Tia Lupitatricious se pasa the emojia because they're little because of the
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yeah the sapole me pasa hey hey,
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no, I witnessed the whole,
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the whole thing and she,
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she did win. She cashed out.
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She cashed out. cashed out.
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When did you guys know when to leave,
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because that's what it is.
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That's that's what the casino that's how they get you.
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You feel it and then I,
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I think the second you start like,
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like the second pier poquito you're like,
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OK, yeah, it's time.
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I did what I had to do.
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Thank you Marongo thank you Yamava.
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Thank you. It's my time to go.
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Did you guys eat like a victory meal after?
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Oh hell yeah, we did.
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What you eat? We had at the little cafe right there
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Oh, we should that we should,
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yeah, see, my family doesn't gamble.
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That like my mom goes,
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she did like circus circus $5 or whatever.
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My brother like gambled,
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but he did cards,
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so like blackjack, Texas poker and stuff,
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or the roulette, like 20,
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you know what I mean,
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but like are there supers you gotta rub the green stuff or
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like. I'm a,
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I'm a roulette guy.
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So if like if you're standing next to me and I don't
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play your birthday, I failed,
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you feel me? Like does that work for you?
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Yes, it does.
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Like if you're standing next to me,
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what day is your birthday?
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3:15, yeah, you know how you know how mad I'll
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be like you standing next to me and 3 and 15 keep
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coming out. It's a sign.
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So I'll play everybody's birthday that's around me like what's your birthday
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What's yours, feel me just because we're around each other
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you know, I'm gonna use that trick next time.
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I gotta do we plan a casino trip for my birthday?
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Like that would be fun.
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That'd be a lot of fun,
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but y'all give me the money to gamble because it's my birthday
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Well guys, I know,
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I know our, our friend Jean has a story for us
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Maybe we should.
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00 wait, somebody said Mercy the tattoos.
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I'm doing all of that next time I go to a casino
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LOL. It's like again you're giving people advice.
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Maybe your tia is not gonna win so much because people are
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stealing her good luck.
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Yeah, that's true.
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That is true. You just fucked it.
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You just fucked over your tia.
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Oh, she let me record her though.
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Medio permiso, no,
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but hey, I don't like to gatekeep neither does Menina Lupe
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She doesn't like to keep,
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no, we don't like to gatekeep guys.
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This is, this is where we're here to help the community
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let us know,
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more things that work for you guys when you gamble
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I'm, I'm gonna walk backwards into a strip club.
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Let's see what happens,
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you know, and spearmint rhino.
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Well, don't they say like $2 bills is good luck?
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Yeah, so maybe like.
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I have a $2 bill.
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I have, I have it in my wallet.
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I have a $2 bill.
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I have it at home somewhere.
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I forgot where I use it in a vending machine.
19:43
Oh, does it register a $2 bill?
19:46
Yeah, it does.
19:46
Yeah. OK. The more you know,
19:50
the more you know.
19:51
But anyways, so Gene,
19:53
you got a story for us,
19:54
right? Oh, really juicy,
19:58
yeah, I had to bring it in.
19:59
I had to bring it to light because this was just too
20:02
good, so,.
20:04
It's literally yesterday morning.
20:07
The ink is still drying is still drying.
20:10
So if you guys don't know,
20:11
my grandma unfortunately passed away in December.
20:14
Rest in peace, rest in peace.
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So you know I'm,
20:17
I'm in the family chat with my cousins and one of my
20:21
cousins is like, Yo,
20:22
I'm gonna get Grandma's name tattered on my arm,
20:24
you know, everybody's like,
20:26
you know, she would love it.
20:28
Oh my God, quelindo like.
20:31
you know,
20:31
rest in peace, but the only thing is homeboys spelled my
20:34
grandma's name wrong. How you spell her name is Marina and
20:40
he got Mariana tatted on his arm.
20:42
Look how big that tattoo is.
20:45
So, so he's in the chat.
20:46
We're in the chat yesterday morning.
20:47
He goes, Guys,
20:48
look what I got.
20:50
And my one of my cousin goes,
20:51
bro, who's Mariana?
20:55
And then he started panicking and deleted the picture and it's like
20:58
bro, that's not my grandma's name and the date the
21:00
day he put it back,
21:01
he put, he put one day backwards,
21:03
one format and then the other one a different way.
21:06
tattoo artist? That's what we're saying.
21:08
He got the whole he sat there for 3 hours and he
21:11
didn't notice the extra A,
21:13
but it's not the tattoo artist's fault because they ask you,
21:15
right? 1000%. OK,
21:18
OK, honestly, it's not completely the tattoo artist.
21:21
His fault, but you should mention,
21:22
oh, did you notice that these dates are this way and
21:24
that date that day?
21:25
The name, no,
21:26
of course not, but at least the dates they could have
21:28
asked the question. Maybe it was busy that day.
21:32
No, because he sent it two weeks.
21:33
No, he sent,
21:34
he sent it in to have it made.
21:35
He sent them the design and what he wanted because you should
21:37
have sent the design in the chat.
21:39
You guys could have caught that.
21:40
Oh my and you want to surprise you guys,
21:42
right? You know what I'm saying?
21:43
Thank God he put it in the chest,
21:44
so he deleted the picture,
21:45
and then, yo,
21:46
the jokes started pouring in.
21:48
My brother, my brother hit him with a yo,
21:50
I have a solution just name your first daughter Mariana and everything
21:55
will be forgiven and then name Grandma on the other arm.
21:59
But now you know your daughter's name but what if he doesn't
22:02
have a girl and he's expecting,
22:04
but exactly we don't know if it's a boy or girl,
22:06
so now you're walking around with Mariana on your arm.
22:09
Who is that? And you might have a boy,
22:11
so you can't even name your daughter that.
22:13
Also imagine the, the wife or the girlfriend who's Mariana,
22:17
you know, and and what were you saying about?
22:20
Oh yeah, OK,
22:21
so that's his right hand.
22:22
So that means that when he's doing his stuff he's looking down
22:27
at. Hey, your grandma's what I mean,
22:29
it's not your grandma's,
22:31
it's not my grandma's name yet.
22:33
I don't even know how you can fix that.
22:34
Well, I'm sure you can fix it,
22:35
but because these are long sleeves.
22:37
These are righty. Oh yeah,
22:39
you, you cover it up,
22:39
right? Every time I wear longs.
22:41
Oh my gosh, damn,
22:43
I don't understand. I don't.
22:47
I have a lot of thoughts in my head,
22:50
but I, OK,
22:52
a lot of things somebody,
22:55
he should have sent it to somebody first off,
22:56
so like, hey,
22:57
yo, this looks good,
22:58
right? Like, and I'm gonna,
23:00
I feel so bad for whoever he did do that to because
23:03
they didn't catch it because he had to show somebody maybe like
23:06
his great me yesterday while he was with the artist like but
23:10
did you see I didn't,
23:11
I didn't see it.
23:12
He was just like,
23:13
look, I'm getting the tattoo,
23:14
and I'm like, he didn't like yo,
23:17
you know, like you know like he was really tight with
23:19
my grandma, but I didn't catch it so he put
23:22
it in the chat at that time.
23:24
Look, that's at 100 a.m. you said how long did he
23:26
live with your grandma for like 5 years.
23:28
So that was like her Nino Lido,
23:29
you know, like they're roommates,
23:31
bro, like literally roommates they're roommates.
23:34
Oh my God, OK,
23:35
the comments, people are laughing.
23:38
somebody said,
23:39
tattoo artist just did his job,
23:43
the young girl, hey,
23:45
what's up? The ones that receipts.
23:47
There's a stance first spell check,
23:50
brother. Oh no,
23:54
come on. And this is,
23:56
this is a true story.
23:57
I'm being nice. I'm being nice with the WhatsApp receipts because
24:01
it got crazier. It got crazier.
24:03
It got crazier, yeah,
24:06
it could be Mariano,
24:07
but then the date has to change or you could just like
24:10
draw over any of the date,
24:12
you know what I mean?
24:12
You could fix that,
24:14
but I just, I don't know,
24:16
I don't know how you mess that up.
24:19
Like, OK, this is,
24:20
this might sound mean,
24:21
but it's like it might just be a question.
24:23
Is he dyslexic? Yeah,
24:25
we don't know. Maybe he couldn't read cursive or has he
24:28
been tested? I don't know.
24:30
A lot of people don't recursive anymore because people don't really do
24:32
that anymore, right?
24:34
Exactly. probably saw and was like,
24:35
that's grandma's name. That's how is that he's too old.
24:40
There's no excuse talking 20.
24:41
We talk 28, 29.
24:43
What Martin mentioned earlier too,
24:45
the placement of the tattoo.
24:47
I mean, I had a friend that she had like like
24:50
her her dude had his mom tatted on his chest and I'm
24:56
like I don't wanna see my suegra while I'm doing the deed
25:02
viendo caballo,
25:03
how do you say you don't wanna see that just looking at
25:10
me like, oh well,
25:12
OK, they're technically there are solutions.
25:14
You wear a shirt,
25:15
you're in the dark,
25:16
you know what I mean like,
25:17
but it's just knowing that it's there,
25:19
it's there like just straight up like,
25:21
yeah, it's crazy,
25:22
you know, like I,
25:24
I saw it. We were in Vegas and I saw that
25:26
Wait, how do you is that his mom?
25:29
You know, I don't,
25:30
I don't know that's,
25:31
but again there's a lot of tattoo mess up stories like all
25:35
the people that do like,
25:36
like what is it,
25:37
different languages,,
25:38
what are like the,
25:38
the the Asian symbols and stuff for like faith and it's really
25:45
chicken or something. I love you know I saw a tattoo
25:46
once well I talked about it before,
25:47
but I saw like we're on vacation and there was a.
25:50
Guy that was playing like volleyball in the pool and he went
25:53
like this and it was a leg of a woman and it
25:57
was another leg of a woman and it was his armpit hair
26:01
you get it? Oh my God yeah I was I was
26:02
like oh why would you do that?
26:09
because guys are stupid.
26:12
I'm like we were talking about this earlier when it was like
26:14
dating and stuff guys y'all I'm gonna stay at the house.
26:18
I'm just gonna stay at home because there's no point.
26:23
That's a whole another thing.
26:24
Sorry, I just went that's weird.
26:27
But yeah, I'll keep you guys updated hopefully he can,
26:30
you know, start a little GoFundMe.
26:31
I'll throw 100 bucks to the to the rewrite,
26:33
you know, like,
26:34
but OK, so it's crazy.
26:36
He told me that this just happened yesterday,
26:38
so he's still bleeding,
26:39
bro yeah yeah he has,
26:40
he has it taped up with the wrong name bro.
26:47
No dude, can you imagine?
26:48
yo, the best,
26:49
the best comment right now,
26:51
no regrets. Remember that,
26:54
that movie The Rugrats,
26:57
he'llmaker joke. Well,
26:59
when, when are you gonna see him again.
27:00
The whole family gonna get together.
27:02
Well, definitely gonna be together for for Mother's Day.
27:05
So that's in May.
27:06
He has till May to fix it before he shows up.
27:09
So you know, we have a big family,
27:10
and he looks so proud.
27:14
Like he, he dropped chat.
27:14
He told me he was crying low key like on FaceTime.
27:16
I was like, oh a little word getting Grandma's name,
27:19
and then he puts this in the chat.
27:20
I'm like, Oh shit.
27:22
OK, so I have a solution,
27:23
but it's gonna be expensive.
27:25
Just cover that with something else and then put the new tattoo
27:29
on the other arm.
27:31
So it's again fresh canvas,
27:33
the name, the date the right way,
27:35
everything, and then just cover up this arm with like a
27:38
dragon or a tiger or something that might be the best place
27:41
for him the date the date is what gets me even more
27:44
mad like yeah it's on the wrong arm as Martin pointed out
27:48
so it'd be better on the let's get,
27:49
let's get grandmas let's get grandma out of but anyways guys,
27:53
right, well we gotta wrap this up,
27:56
so,, thank you guys so much for joining us
27:59
today. This was amazing.
28:04
And once again. So once again we're here with Chelsea Rendon
28:13
for Chelsea for helping me host the show.
28:18
Having me it's always a good time.
28:20
I'm so excited to see you twice in a week.
28:22
Yes, me too.
28:23
And then,,
28:24
if you wanna, you know,
28:25
let people know like,
28:27
like if you have any upcoming projects or anything like
28:30
that movie, the unexpected that we're getting distribution for that we're
28:34
waiting on, but whenever that does come out,
28:36
please support because you guys support any filmmaking,
28:39
but I wanna shout out my familia,
28:42
Sofiapez, Francisco Ordonez and Rene Rosado have a movie out.
28:46
Now it just got released this past weekend.
28:49
It's called The Low End Theory,
28:51
and you could stream it for free on the In the Black
28:54
Network. So in the Black Network is the app you go
28:57
and then you watch the movie Low End Theory.
29:00
that's my fam.
29:01
I've seen the movie twice.
29:02
It's really good and you're like,
29:03
Oh, what? Oh boo.
29:05
So if you can check that out,
29:08
and yeah,
29:09
just follow me at Chelseaon.
29:10
That's where I'm ready and then it was my birthday,
29:14
so bye. Pisces,
29:17
yes, and then also a big shout out to our Cheeseme
29:21
Corner. Even though I'm a queen.
29:28
Jean and then Martin too if you wanna,
29:30
you know, tell everyone like if you have any upcoming,
29:33
you know, stand up shows or.
29:35
Yes,, this no this Saturday I'm gonna be performing
29:39
at this,,
29:40
Spanish comedy show,,
29:42
it's called Don't Tell Comedy and then next week I will
29:46
be hosting an event,
29:47
the SGV Food Festival.
29:49
And then the week after that I'll be at 22nd to the
29:52
24th. I'll be in Kansas City improv boo boo the Chiefs
29:58
Oh yeah, finding the Chiefs now out there.
30:00
Where's the first one at the first comedy show?
30:03
I'm not see that I wanna,
30:04
I haven't gotten the flyer yet.
30:05
Yeah, but next week is gonna be a fun foodie event
30:08
for the San Gabriel Valley,
30:10
food festival.
30:10
So you know they have really good food out there,
30:12
good Asian food, and then,
30:16
yeah, so yeah guys come out to the show
30:18
Thank you. Let's give it up for Martin.
30:21
Go All right guys,
30:24
but before we leave,
30:26
we wanna show you guys we spoke with Izzy Bares
30:29
from Izzy Does It.
30:30
So we want you guys to check it out and see what's
30:33
up with that. Thank you guys so much for joining us
30:36
Here you go.
30:42
Get that me too fam today right here with Izzy Bares from
30:44
HGTV's Flip or Flop and his new show,
30:46
Izzy does it. So yay,
30:53
congratulations on your new show.
30:56
Can you tell us a little more about Izzy Does It
30:59
Yeah, so the show is following myself and my familia
31:04
How do I describe my family?
31:06
Rude but excellent, sweet but crazy,
31:09
artistic but sarcastic, anti-social social media director.
31:14
Yeah. We're 3 generations into the business and we're just doing
31:18
what we were taught to do for my pops,
31:21
you know, they immigrated to here to the United States and
31:24
construction we fell in love with it and we started a business
31:28
and that's what we're doing.
31:29
And from where did they immigrate from?
31:31
So my mom's from Oaxaca and my dad's from Torreon Cahuilla.
31:36
Wow, that's awesome.
31:38
So is it, so is this show kind of like.
31:41
we were talking about it earlier,
31:42
so it's like a like bar rescue,
31:45
but like, but for homes.
31:47
So you're like, you could say that yeah you're like the
31:50
Taffer, the Latino Jon Taffer.
31:55
Or they're like, I met my ride,
31:57
you know, it's like a little like upgrade like,
31:58
you know what I'm gonna install this.
31:59
I'm gonna you like doing like your arts and crafts and put
32:02
a whole art studio in your thing or it's a little bit
32:05
of everything. It's a little bit of everything because the
32:07
this madre thing noguta and all that that happens behind the cameras
32:12
It happens all behind the cameras,
32:14
but when we get to really style out a home,
32:18
you could say we pimp it out like there's an island that
32:21
we pimp out. I mean there's a lot of.
32:24
Features of the house that we pimp out for sure and as
32:27
far as the bar rescue we're definitely rescuing people their families for
32:30
like a mess that they live in and then we give them
32:33
back the keys and then they love it.
32:35
And I have a question to add too why do you think
32:38
our gente, they're so good with homes?
32:41
I think it's in our DNA.
32:43
I mean, you know,
32:44
they built the pyramids.
32:46
Nobody questions who built those,
32:48
right? Nobody questions it,
32:52
and you know we.
32:53
building since civilization started.
32:55
When you think about building,
32:56
you think about providing family,
32:59
providing safety. You think about providing memories and our culture.
33:04
We're all about family.
33:06
We're all about breaking bread,
33:08
having a place to create,
33:09
families, you know,
33:10
the, the daughter doesn't move out till she gets married,
33:13
and then when she moves out,
33:14
she still comes back to the house,
33:16
the house is still there,
33:18
yeah, so you're Latino on AC TV.
33:21
Like what does that mean for you and your It means a
33:23
lot. It means a lot.
33:24
I, I don't think about it until my kids tell me
33:27
hey dad, you know,
33:28
you're, and I'm just thinking like,
33:30
you know, I'm a,
33:32
you know,
33:32
God is the one that raises up and gives promotion.
33:34
It comes from above.
33:35
But then they remind me it's like,
33:37
yeah, but you're Latino,
33:38
you know, it's a big deal and I've never really seen
33:42
it that way, maybe because I grew up in the,
33:44
you know, 80s and stuff like that.
33:45
I never really experienced it,
33:48
seen it that way,
33:49
but they remind me and in my.
33:51
My culture comes out,
33:52
you know, the carne asada,
33:54
the family, you know,
33:56
Ali lapis, you know,
33:58
all like all of that stuff is like it's in me.
34:01
I know before we started shooting we're getting into like just,
34:05
you know, just talking about the swap meet and everything and
34:08
I, I know you're from,
34:09
Orange County,
34:11
so I asked you if you go to the Costa Mesa swap
34:14
meet and you were like,
34:15
I remember that swap meet,
34:17
right? And what would you get from there?
34:20
So I mean swap meets are a Latino shopping mall right this
34:25
is true we didn't go to the mall.
34:27
We were almost like swap meet mio la egas yeah we didn't
34:34
go to South Coast Plaza.
34:36
We didn't do any of that,
34:37
right? So we would go to the swap swap meet and
34:40
that's where my dad would see irramijoki buenas ramientas.
34:44
That's where you're gonna get all your tools.
34:46
Look, I don't ask where they came from.
34:52
Hey, I just know that they're good price points on the
34:56
real though. They're,
34:56
they're, they're, they're legit.
34:58
They're legit pro tip right here.
35:00
So we wanna like play a game with you,
35:01
right? We look at classic Latino home hacks.
35:03
You can tell us like,
35:04
are they genius or are they just straight up generational trauma and
35:08
we gotta cut it,
35:10
all right. So first up we have Latinos don't have trauma
35:14
Oh no, never.
35:14
I mean that's what they say.
35:14
We laugh at our pain.
35:24
I got you. I got you.
35:27
So right, so first up we have the iconic butter container
35:30
Tupperware genius or generational trauma?
35:34
I think it's trauma.
35:36
I think it's trauma with all these micro microplastic and all this
35:42
stuff. I don't know.
35:43
I don't know. Pans in the oven.
35:48
A storage storage. It's bad that I still have that.
35:53
I think it's genius.
35:55
We're not using the oven 24/7.
35:57
Like it's organized at least like I'm a little less organized,
35:59
but mine, you know,
36:00
yeah, the fiddle,
36:03
yeah, that's enough that you put it away,
36:06
especially if you only have two more cabinets,
36:08
we're also you're gonna put in the other two cabinets of plastic
36:10
bags, you know,
36:12
this is true. Oh,
36:13
and that's a good segue to our next one.
36:15
So. Plastic bags of the trash can liner like mira machi
36:20
like we pay 10 cents for that bag under the the sink
36:25
all of them. Well,
36:26
since we started paying for them in my house,
36:29
we don't have them no more,
36:30
but before that, when they were when they were free,
36:34
they were everywhere. I think it's saving a buck.
36:38
OK,, plastic covered sofas.
36:42
I will eat that bro.
36:44
I know, I know his answer.
36:46
I know his answer.
36:47
Yeah, he's like that's that's OK,
36:54
summers and your parents,
36:55
you know, they don't pay for air conditioning.
36:57
me growing up, my parents never turned on the AC,
37:00
and we didn't have,
37:01
you know, the fans and all that sitting on that.
37:05
And then every weekend you're having to clean them.
37:08
It was bad, you know what I'm curious,
37:09
imagine you lift it up years later and it's all yellow.
37:12
It's not even clear anymore.
37:13
It's like all the sudor and the dirt.
37:16
Well, thank you so much,
37:18
Izzy, for joining us.
37:22
And where can we watch this show?
37:25
OK, you could check us out on HGTV 9 p.m. Wednesday
37:28
nights, and you could stream it on Discovery Plus and Max
37:32
Is awesome.