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Peso’s TikTok Breakup & Pupusa Pizza

September 18, 2024
Comedian Jose Velasquez introduces us to a pupusa the size of a pizza, Bella Hadid gallops into NYFW, Gen Z can’t keep a job, Peso Pluma gets dragged online, and Nicky Jam gets canceled by Maná.
Show transcript
00:00
Hey guys, welcome back to Lincoln Bio.
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I'm no. Remember it's me today.
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Today is the day.
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Oh, that's crazy.
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So the show is no longer Lincoln Bio.
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We had a person call us and be like,
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hey, I'm confused.
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Do I click the link in Bio or is it called Lincoln
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Bio? It was too ahead of its time.
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It was a mess.
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Ok? And so we decided to do me too daily.
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It's like, look,
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we're me too, right?
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We have a lot of me the logo,
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a lot of stuff.
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We're on snap youtube,
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Twitter to. So it's like,
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well, look, we're Metu,
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it only makes sense and we do it daily.
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So we all me too daily.
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And we saw saying,
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well, we can't forget that our 100th episode is coming 100
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episodes, dude, like start from the bottom.
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Now we here we're getting old.
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No, 100 episodes.
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What is this? Is,
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this, is it a,
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a century, bro.
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This is so bad.
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But you know what isn't these new stories?
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So let's get into it,
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brother. We're done celebrating.
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Listen in the name of our playlist Pereo Intenso.
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We got to talk about it.
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The Spotify playlists are suffering in the name of politics and it
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must be addressed. Ok.
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Where do we start?
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You know what? Let's start with Nicky Jam.
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Right. So Nicky Jam endorses Donald Trump this past weekend,
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Nicky Jam showed up at a Trump campaign rally in Vegas and
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Trump called him up but he actually misgender.
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Nicky Jam. Right.
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She's hot. She's hot.
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She's hot, you know her,
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she's hot. I'm like,
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oh my God. But regardless,
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you know, no PAA Nicky Jam got up there maga hat
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and all cheesy like,
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what's up y'all? And so that went down.
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That's crazy. Yeah.
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And then right after that,
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wh mana came in,
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mana has entered the chat following the news of Nicky Jam's Trump
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endorsement and removed their collab with Nicky Jam.
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Yes. ACAA from streaming platforms.
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They took to social media in regards to the situation saying mana
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does not work with Racists.
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That's wild dude. They wasted no time.
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And also like, I didn't know that a lot even existed
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so good for them.
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Do what you guys gotta do.
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Shout out mana and even J Balvin caught some strays.
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No, no, I know he did get up on stage
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with Trump. But so what happened was he commented Campion on
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one of Nikki's picks with Trump,
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right? So Nicky Jam actually posted a picture with Trump on
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his IG and J Balvin commented Campion and his comment obviously got
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a lot of attention,
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right? So he had to fight out people in the comment
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section and explain that he called Nicky Jam because,
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you know, they're bros and like he was like,
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oh, like, you know,
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we were like laughing it off and he called them like,
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you know, hot like that.
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She's hot. Like he's like,
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no, no, no.
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Like I called him a champ or,
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you know, like rolling with the punches kind of thing.
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But I don't know.
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And it sounds like it's like some damage control center.
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Well, you know,
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if you're engaging in tiktok comments,
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you're down by brother.
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But you know what he,
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the homie though, he is like,
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he's the homie Andy Bell man.
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But I mean, he's in it somehow some way he got
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in there, caught them straight.
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Seriously. And let's not forget Carol G's ex because that is
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what he is. Yeah.
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There you go. So we can't forget two weeks ago,
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Anuel endorsed Trump at a rally in Pennsylvania alongside singer Justin Quiles
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Remind me. Hungry.
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Anen referred to Trump as the best president the world has seen
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as he spoke to the rally crowd.
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I feel like the anuel news didn't hit as hard as Nicky
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Jams because maybe Anuel is already kind of like he's controversial.
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Exactly. He already has an,
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you know, yeah.
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There you go. He has some bangers.
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He does have some bangers.
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Get it away. I never heard it.
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Get it, get it,
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get it. I have to check it out,
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but I don't want to because I don't want.
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But lastly, there's some good news at the end of the
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tunnel. Right. Bad bunny spoke on the podcast in regards
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to the importance of civic engagement.
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So he didn't support Trump or support Harris or anything.
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But, you know,
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he just wants people to get out there and vote,
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regardless of whatever side you're on.
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Just vote, you know,
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do your due diligence,
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study up on the policy and vote.
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I think more and more like it's crazy,
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more and more reggaeton music artists in general are coming forward and
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being like, I'm from this side,
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I'm from this side.
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It's like crazy to see more back in the day.
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Like, oh I don't get into this.
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I think, I think it's also like Kamala,
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she has her celebs and then Trump has his celebs.
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So I feel like they're trying to like who has a better
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team. It's like picking,
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picking the team, picking your players.
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Yeah, that's true.
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No. Yeah. But I guess who do you think
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has a better team?
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OK. And what else we have?
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Oh Penso Plumas. Ex what is going on there?
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You know, what can you give me?
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Yeah, I think I have a lot to say.
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It's OK. Alejandro.
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I got you. We have a lot to do a lot
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to break down ladies.
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Peso Pluma is back on the market.
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Oh, yes. Yes.
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Yes, it's time to break in that new haircut and shout
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out to tiktok for breaking the news.
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Keeping us well informed.
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The tiktok tea was brewing,
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it was giving, it was giving,
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surveying and informing and in the now viral tiktok,
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Hannah Howell the X in question communicated.
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00 She, she,
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she, this is how she looked,
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raise your hand. If you just got out of an insane
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relationship and you want to return,
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you want to return everything that they got you during this relationship
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So you ship everything in a box to their hotel with
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a note that says for the next one and they get the
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package, they return it immediately back to you except without the
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notes and that was good.
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That was a good impression.
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That's exactly what she said.
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Damn. Why in the hell would you return all those gifts
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I mean, you could have had a yard sale like
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put, put it up on Facebook marketplace.
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That's a great option.
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I'm sure I'm sure she would have made like so many different
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things you could have done.
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But seriously what happened?
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Hannah and Peso? I thought everything was good.
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Like you literally just got each other's name tattooed on the wrist
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right? Like Hassan Hannah,
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that's bold. And the real question,
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who has custody of the dog?
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She better not have shipped in too?
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That's a low blow.
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That's a, that's a puppy.
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You don't play with a puppy,
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I think we need a story time.
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I think we need a story time with Hannah because achievement is
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too good. Listen,
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I think we deserve a story time.
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Hannah, you already uploaded a feature film on your tiktok.
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You know, going through your relationship moments special,
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kissing your feet, your neck,
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everything. It was honestly a little X rated.
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Tell us the details.
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We're, we're gonna listen.
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He kisses her feet.
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Do you think it's hot and metaphorically?
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It's hot? Like kiss my feet.
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Like make me your princess physically.
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Like no, that's gross.
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Peca teach their own.
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You can have them,
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you can have them.
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Well, regardless I gotta ask you.
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Cool news. Would you ever give back the gifts?
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Your ex got you.
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Hell no, I would not.
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you wouldn't.
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No, those are dude,
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those are the only expensive bags I own.
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Ok. The expensive shoes I own.
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You know what? Well deserved,
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well deserved. I mean,
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you put in work for sure.
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And you know what?
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He hasn't given what I give.
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So I'm like, but I didn't ask for it.
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I'm like, you keep what I gave you.
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I keep what? Yeah,
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it's a mutual agreement.
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I think that's fair.
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I think that's equal and I think that's feminism.
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I think so too.
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I think so too.
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Well, there you have it from breakups to love stories because
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this is a good one.
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Ladies Bella Hadid is living all of our dreams and fantasies.
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She's literally living in a telenovela with her boo Adam Vuelos.
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For those of you who might not know who Adan Manuels is
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He's actually a big star in the horse riding world.
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He was actually one of the youngest inductees into the hall of
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fame. So my guy definitely knows how to ride.
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I mean, he's basically the man who see a telenovela,
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you know, with the shirt unbuttoned a little bit with chest
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hair peeking out a little bit.
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I mean, hearts.
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I mean, I wouldn't let him break my back.
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Girl. Bella can have all that for me now.
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But I got to say they were serving looks as a couple
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at New York Fashion Week with their little Baquero pra outfits looking
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like little cowboys on the red carpet.
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And, you know,
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someone is really actually in love when they start dressing like their
10:13
partner. Like that's cute.
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That's hot. They look hot too,
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which is like because there's a,
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there's a difference between dressing like your partner and like dressing with
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your partner. You know,
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one's classy, one's trashy.
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I agree. They're classy and hot.
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Definitely. They make such a nice couple.
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Some people though. They think she's being a culture vulture.
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Do you think she's appropriating or appreciating?
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I think she's appreciating.
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I don't think she's being a cultural vulture.
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I feel like she's appreciating the culture and I'm here for it
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I feel like they've been in a relationship for over a
10:50
year to where she is becoming one with the family and that
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comes with embracing their culture and the culture.
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So I see nothing wrong with this.
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I see this as a pure form of appreciation and part of
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following in love with someone who is different from your own culture
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I think Bella is doing nothing wrong.
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Oh for sure. And do you think she's invited for the
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holiday season to the Posada?
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You have a tali consider this a formal invitation?
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Yo in Mexicana. But like come on,
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come to the Posada,
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come to the Posada Carne,
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whatever it is, bea you're invited.
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Well, we love to see it.
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We wish them a happiness.
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I mean, she looks,
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she looks so happy and ask you if he has a brother
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I would love to meet him.
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I would, I would love to meet him.
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All right, Jen Zers,
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Jenny. You're good.
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Thank you so much.
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I got this.
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I want to talk to Danielle little one on one.
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sorry that of the office here.
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You're not in trouble yet.
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Ah No, but look.
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So II I was curious because you know,
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you're a gen you're the only gen here in the office.
12:01
We're all boomers here,
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right? Millennials like you have to put in some work to
12:05
be these allegations, allegations.
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Let me tell you,
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let me give you the skinny here.
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So a recent survey found that about one in six companies are
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hesitant to hire recent college grads.
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They're citing concerns over their preparedness,
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communication skills and professionalism.
12:21
I overheard about the backbreaking and red flag is this about
12:26
me? Not necessarily,
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all I have to say is like whoever wrote this article and
12:31
conducted the study is probably a millennial,
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maybe a boomer because y'all are obsessed with us for no reason
12:39
anyway, sorry, not to cut you off.
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Unprofessional because maybe that will be added to the write up.
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But I think that I think it's where they got the,
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the info for sure.
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I mean, like I've seen how you guys are with your
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PTO policies and the quiet quitting.
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Like I've seen those tiktoks,
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right? And I'll give it to you.
12:55
You guys are built different.
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Yeah. Mhm But also I've seen you guys post about how
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you guys have one bad day and then you guys just like
13:05
you know, crash out and you quit on the spot
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I've had bad days too,
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right? And like I wish I could YOLO it and quit
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on the spot, but my anxiety would not allow it.
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See, that's my point.
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Exactly. Alejandro. Our point as a generation,
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mental health matters. You should take care of yourself first,
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your skin care matters.
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Wait, wait, wait,
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skin care. Yeah.
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It just OK. OK.
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Trust the process and let's be real.
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Corporate America doesn't give two shits about you.
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So I'm just reciprocating the energy.
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We're just reciprocating the energy.
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Plus I don't have an asset.
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Ok. Like if you don't want me,
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a bunch of people do.
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So,, you're lucky to have me right now.
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I like that. I like the energy.
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You know what? I talk to my kid at home.
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They think daddy do we have health insurance and food today?
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It's like I want more toys.
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yeah, it's just,
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it's tough. So,
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I mean, if he doesn't have kids yet and all that
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responsibility like that don't be like me,
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I should keep taking my birth control.
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Anyways. Let's get into our first interview.
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Hey, guys, we are out here at La Pusa urban
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eatery in downtown L A and we're so excited to try the
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famous La Ma ma ma ma.
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What's that? It is a giant pusa pizza brother.
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It's a P pizza,
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pizza, pizza. Well,
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that's what I call it,
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but I'm gonna try it.
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Can we get in there?
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Because I'm starving, dude.
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Me too. And it's freaking hot.
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Let's go. Let's get in there the first.
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Let's go. Ok.
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All right, perfect.
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So here's the menu.
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So, Amata. And then what did you want to drink
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again? No, no ambassador,
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self appointed Salvadorian culture ambassador.
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Very important. So this is your first time here?
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All right, I got you in like a like a mama
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So like like the biggest pupusa you've ever seen in your
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life. Oh my God.
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I'm in, I'm into IOS Mexicanos.
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We're gonna have to order La Mexicana.
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Those are Mexican pupusas.
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There's a Mexican pupusa only here,
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bro. I love that.
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I love them. So we wanted to also talk about the
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fact that what is it with the beef with Mexican Salvadorians?
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I don't understand that.
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I grew up in L A so I,
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I grew up with the beef.
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I was bullied in school like it was,
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you know, by,
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by Mexicans. Yeah,
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they would get mad that I don't want to say I was
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Mexican. Are you serious?
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You're Mexican, you're Chicano Homes.
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I'm like a Mexican American.
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I think it's generational,
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I think like Salvadorenos,
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we came here during the eighties,
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right? So like my parents were fleeing the civil war and
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so they had to go through Mexico and come here to the
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US and I think that influx of Salvadorenos,
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you know, caused tension.
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Obviously the gangs and all that stuff that hate came from back
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to that gang mentality.
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But now the new generation doesn't even know about it.
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Right? Yeah. So I was like,
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what is this? What are you talking about?
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And so it's crazy to me how far we've come as Salvadorenos
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I would say we're in the Salvi Renaissance because it's a
16:49
shift right? There was never Salvadoran Heritage nights at any sports
16:54
team. It's li I went crazy.
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I didn't grow up with that stuff.
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When I started comedy,
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there was no other big Salvadoran comedian,
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you know, there an American comedian for me to say,
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oh, I want to be like that guy.
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So now you see all this,
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you see this culture pride.
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You see the young generation embracing it and loving it.
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And I'm like, yes,
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let's go that we should embrace each other in our differences instead
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of hating on each other.
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I agree. I agree.
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Well, we have a lot of stuff to bring to the
17:27
table, all of us and speaking of which we should bring
17:30
food to the table.
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What? Let's go get our food.
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Let's order it, dude,
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I can kill a P.
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We got to have the Bulgogi Papua and the K I see
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you going outside the box today and since they're hungry,
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una ma ma, yes,
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I think. How big is this thing?
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Like the side of this table?
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I love New York size pizzas.
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It's a New York size pizza.
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It's 18 inches and una.
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Ok. So what we wait for the food,
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what should we do?
18:05
We should play a little game.
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So I brought like these little flags.
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So I'm gonna say like a few quick scenarios and you're gonna
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say, say if it's like a green flag or red flag
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in this person. OK.
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Thank you. Bye.
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No pressure, no pressure at all.
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She doesn't like Curtido red flag.
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OK. How about someone that works out with?
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No headphones. A little off.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's her pupusa with a fork and a
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knife. Oh, that's a red flag.
18:44
Really? Why do Salvadorans not like that?
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All right. So I'll tell you,
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I'll tell you. OK,
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I wanna know you can eat your pusa however you want.
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Fork. No, fork chopsticks,
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whatever it is. But if you go into El Salvadoran household
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just be prepared to.
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Oh, snap. There she is.
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There she is. This is the mama.
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Oh my God. Inches of goodness.
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Ok. Let's begin.
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Wow. No,
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I have not. And she is beautiful.
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It's delicious. This is so good.
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You can tell that they made this with love.
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They like blue kisses on it or something.
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I love the, the little,
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the little cheese. That's all freaking querio crust.
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The cheese crust. What's that?
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I like that part.
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I love when the cheese is just melted outside of the pupusa
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just burnt. I wanna try this one.
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This one is that one seen the video but I haven't tried
19:49
it so good. And I love,
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I love Korean food.
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Oh oh It's good.
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I love like how Mexicans and Salvadorians just come together.
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It's beautiful. There is no beef,
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there's no beef, there's pork,
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there's pork. Thank you so much.
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People will follow you and you know,
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keep up with your comedy.
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Whoa, everything is who hoozay.
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That's right guys right there.
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That's right. And the comedy special is streaming on Amazon Prime
20:29
Yes. All right.
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So let's continue eating because everything's getting cold.
20:35
Everything's getting cold. We gotta wait.
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Wait. Salada. Right.
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Here. It's a drink.
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It's a drink, bro.
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En de Fruit. Oh,
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losing a little Mexican ass.
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I'm like, well,
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I mean, yeah,
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I, I just feel weird eating in front of all these
21:01
cameras. Yeah. Yeah.
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Let's get in there.